Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)"

Zach and I are so awkward. 

Here's tonight's example (at Mindy Kaling's book signing):


Alison: Is your hand cramping yet? 
Mindy: Not really. I love your outfit!
Alison: Thanks! (Awkward pause.) I have to be honest, I dressed up to come see you.
Mindy: Oh... Wow, really? Well, it's really cute. 
Zach: What about my outfit? You didn't say that you liked mine.  
Mindy: Huh? Oh, um...


Mindy: So, how do you guys know each other? 
Alison: Well, we're married.
Mindy: But, you're so...


Alison: Young? Yes. We're very young, probably too young. (Awkward pause.) We actually met watching The Office together.  
Mindy: Really? That's crazy. 
Alison: Yea. You should write about it in your next book. Ha. Ha.
Zach: That's something right there, isn't it? That's something. 


Mindy: Yea... And, you guys are so cute, buying two books - and you're married!
Zach: Well, we don't share. Just because we're married doesn't mean we share. 
(Awkward pause.)
Mindy: Welp. Nice meeting you...
Alison: Yea. See ya. 


Yep.

2 comments:

  1. Haha oh wow. Felt the awkwardness just reading this! Well... (long uncomfortable pause). I'm gonna go now...

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